Lyrics:

Nice pants
Wait in line for the elevator
Shaking hands
Got a smile like an alligator
Hey chief
How do you do?
Yeah

Everybody’s evil
And they’re only getting eviler
Like to stop the lockjaw
Feeding on the feebler
I carry it downtown
With a pillar in my pocket
Rocket

I would like you better if you had a job
I would like you better if you had a job
Ooh, that’s right

Son of a gun
Son of a gun
Son of a gun
That's quite an attitude
Could you get that notarized?
Tape deck (tape deck) dictation

Everybody’s funny
But they ain’t getting funnier
My god damn clothes
Couldn’t waste the money-er
Did you
Did you have fun at the party
At the office party?

I would like you better if you had a job
Ooh, ooh
I would like you better if you had a job
Aah-woo

Say it again
My friend
But you could’ve been
Could’ve been, could’ve been
Ready for idle hands
Idle hands
I don't know

I would like you better if you had a job
‘Cause you ain’t no Picasso
I would like you better if you had a job
Ooh that’s right
I would like you better if you had a job
‘Cause you ain’t no Picasso
I would like you better if you had a job
Ooh that’s right
I would like you better if you had a job
‘Cause you ain’t no Picasso